Wouldn't It Be Lovely?
To the tune of "Wouldn't It be Lovely?" - one of the great songs from that great musical, My Fair Lady.
| New Lyrics (the single person's version) | Original Lyrics |
| SINGLE WOMAN: All I want is a man to love Provide me with many a hug. He's better than a wonder drug, Yes, wouldn't it be lovely? |
ELIZA: All I want is a room somewhere, Far away from the cold night air. With one enormous chair, Aow, wouldn't it be loverly? |
| He'll be my knight in armour bright, Tilting at windmills within sight. I'll be his ev'ry delight Yes, wouldn't it be lovely? |
Lots of choc'lates for me to eat, Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat. Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet, Aow, wouldn't it be loverly? |
| We'd be lovely sitting at the table, lovey-eyed He would never budge 'till me My lips with his collide. |
Aow, so loverly sittin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still. I would never budge 'till spring Crept over me windowsill. |
| He'll buy roses for me each day, Before sleep, on our knees we'll pray. Then to bed, snug away, Yes, wouldn't it be lovely? Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely. |
Someone's 'ead restin' on my knee, Warm an' tender as 'e can be. 'ho takes good care of me, Aow, wouldn't it be loverly? Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly |
| SINGLE MAN: All I want is a woman to wed, Cook my meals and warm my bed. In love, heels over head. Yes, wouldn't it be lovely? |
ELIZA: All I want is a room somewhere, Far away from the cold night air. With one enormous chair, Aow, wouldn't it be loverly? |
| My each wish, happy to obey, Adoration, she'd convey. Warm hands, warm lips, warm thighs! Yes, wouldn't it be lovely? |
Lots of choc'lates for me to eat, Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat. Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet, Aow, wouldn't it be loverly? |
| Oh, so lovely making love each night upon the bed. In the morning too 'till I'm Half or nearly dead. |
Aow, so loverly sittin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still. I would never budge 'till spring Crept over me windowsill. |
| My newspaper upon my knee, She'll do laundry, be tidy. She'll take good care of me. Yes, wouldn't it be lovely? Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely. |
Someone's 'ead restin' on my knee, Warm an' tender as 'e can be. 'ho takes good care of me, Aow, wouldn't it be loverly? Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly |
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