Five Percent, Maybe Six Percent
To the tune of "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" from that great musical, The Sound of Music. Scene: a businessman sitting in the pew as the offering plate is being passed along.
| New Lyrics | Original Lyrics |
| DEVIL ON SHOULDER: You wait, businessman, on the offering plate For it to pass just right on. Your tithe, businessman, is not ten percent 'Cause legalism's dead now. |
ROLF: You wait little girl on an empty stage For fate to turn the light on Your life little girl is an empty page That men will want to write on. |
| ANGEL ON SHOULDER: Is dead - how? |
LIESL: To write on. |
| DEVIL: You give five percent, maybe six percent Hey guy, that's way too much Better be smart, just look at this chart! Hey guy, diversify! |
ROLF: You are sixteen going on seventeen Baby, it's time to think Better beware be canny and careful Baby, you're on the brink |
| You give four percent, maybe five percent ... Re-tire-ment's coming soon. All of those drugs, vacations in Maui, Ex-penses just balloon. |
You are sixteen going on seventeen Fellows will fall in line Eager young lads and roues and cads Will offer you food and wine |
| Totally unprepared are you To face what you can't see. Fearful, in dread, and scared are you Of money that's absentee! |
Totally unprepared are you To face a world of men Timid and shy and scared are you Of things beyond your ken |
| You need someone wily and crafty Telling you it's okay To be greedy, and hard-hearted. Conscience, away with you! |
You need someone older and wiser Telling you what to do I am seventeen going on eighteen I'll take care of you. |
| ANGEL: You give money but not willingly; Tithing you've misconceived. It's what's in your heart, the people you help, The suffering you've relieved. |
LIESL: I am sixteen going on seventeen I know that I'm naïve Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet And willingly I believe |
| Yes, give money, but with your heart And give yourself as well. Comfort the widows, father the orphans, And sorrow help dispel. |
I am sixteen going on seventeen Innocent as a rose Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies What do I know of those? |
| Totally unprepared are you To face what you can't see. Get on your knees, repent, my friend And cleansed, that's what you'll be. |
Totally unprepared am I To face a world of men Timid and shy and scared am I Of things beyond my ken |
| You need someone wiser to help you Telling you what to do Holy Spirit, come anoint him So he'll depend on you. |
I need someone older and wiser Telling me what to do You are seventeen going on eighteen I'll depend on you. |
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