Evil! Yes, Evil Reigns
To the tune of Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead in The Wizard of Oz. See also the alternate version of this song, sung by the angels after the second coming of Christ.
| New Lyrics (as sung by Satan's Legions before the second coming of Christ) | Original Lyrics |
| Evil! Yes, evil reigns. Our wicked plan is making gains! Satan! Yes, Satan is God's bane! Assault our enemy. Camouflage - pretend to be. Don't let them see what's going on. |
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, Rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. |
| We'll go where Christian go, To church - to church - to church. Yo-ho, exploiting night and Take the holy ground out. Evil! The Devil reigns. Shout out loud. Whisper low. Let them know. That Satan's hold has spread! |
She's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and Sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong' the merry-oh, Sing it high, sing it low. Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead! |
| SATAN As ruler of the nether lands In the darkest places in the mind I cheer you on most evilly. |
MAYOR As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally. |
| SMALL DEMON But God is still in heaven. There, we cannot see... |
BARRISTER But we've got to verify it Legally, to see. |
| SATAN Us see? |
MAYOR To see? |
| SMALL DEMON If He |
BARRISTER If she |
| SATAN If HE? |
MAYOR If she? |
| SMALL DEMON Is ambushing, patrolling |
BARRISTER Is morally, ethic'lly |
| LEGION COMMANDER Pincer movement, countermeasures |
FATHER #1 Spiritually, physically |
| SMALL DEMON 2 Reconnaissance, fire and movement |
FATHER #2 Positively, absolutely |
| LEGIONS Undeniably enveloping us all. |
MUNCHKINS Undeniably and reliably dead |
| SMALL DEMON 3 I've infiltrated their weak ranks. Deceptions rampant, no one prays. The madman cried that God is dead. Said, "We have killed Him, you and I."* |
CORONER As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, She's really most sincerely dead. |
| SATAN Then this is a day of welcome victory For all the devils and their progeny. |
MAYOR Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants |
| SMALL DEMON Glory! |
BARRISTER If any. |
| SATAN Yes, let the wicked news be spread - The Devil reigns and Their God is dead. |
MAYOR Yes, let the joyous news be spread - The wicked Old Witch At last is dead! |
* Refers to Friedrich Nietzsche's "God is dead" quote.
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